Category Archives: relationship

Single is still better than couple.

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Posted by Jovi on 28/12/2009 – 2:45 am
Filed under relationship

I think my blogging mood just came back, its my second update.

Well, actually being single is kinda fun and stuff.

But admit it laa bitches!

Usually a single person would say,


“ Oh, I’m single, so what? Single life is best laa, can do whatever I want. No more sms-ing and worries. ”


Fuck off laa, if you think that way.

Deep down we all know that its lonely to be alone.


Just admit it, using the phrase of ” Single is better than couple“.

That is just bullshit, calming yourself when you know its not true.


WTF I’m talking about.


Fuck I don’t give a damn now.

Was in a relationship for exactly 9 month, lol

If she was pregnant ever since we’re together, the baby would have popped out.

and I would have already be a papa. WTF.


Okay, my point is.


I actually got fed-up and lost my feelings for my ex.

I hate to keep reporting of what I’m doing,

I hate when we keep on sms 24/7.

I hate when we sms and have nothing to talk about.


So there was a period I told her I wanted to be alone.

Then from there it got loose and then separate laa.



LOL regret sial.


The things I hate is when she told me this.



” We’ll still be very good friends even after we’re no longer couples “


WTF

She didn’t even contact me or wish me right at 12am on my 2008 birthday.


Stupid me did wish her on her birthday, 12am sharp.


DO NOT EVER PLAN YOUR FUTURE WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND.


All lies, fake, all are just words or the moment. It wouldn’t last.



Sorry I bored you with my past. Its over.


Truth to be told, I actually still miss her, well, maybe I miss her in our memories,

but not the current one.


She changed or maybe didn’t stick to what she said.

or was it me?




Anyhooo,


Being single sucks, yeah, it does.

If you don’t think so, kudos to you!


But its different for me.


Actually, my requirements are quite basic to be honest.


My friends, they say I’m picky, choosy and have high requirements.


MY GOD!


Girls are like parking lots laa, Good ones always taken!


The only ones left are either lesbians or hard to get.

and of course, ugly bitchy ones!


How do you expect me to get a ugly one, which I don’t like?


[no offense to all the single ladies, if you're ugly, just admit it. I'm not good looking myself.]


And also, I’ve been told by my ex.


I don’t posses a sweet mouth with can sweet talk with girls.

Its so fake laa, sweet talking to me is like lying, LOL


and also I hate to pujuk them, haih.


It is because of this? That I’m not wanted? lol


Oh well, reaching 19 in few days time. Still single.


Fuck My Life.








My hair is kind of long now, I need to trim it.


or else I feel like a stalker, long hair, lol


This few pictures are taken today, just to show you how long it is.




ALSO A REASON TO BE VAIN AND TAKE PICTURES xD





I can almost bite my hair,
almost. lol




longer please




dulan face
x(



I’m weird, maybe its also a contributing point of to why I’m still single, HAHAHA

I love to sleep, well, I’m tired always.

I love to eat, eat non stop. Like a pig.

See, I even eat pigs!


Weird, is what I am,

weird and lame.





weird and lame.
nerdified.





Now you’ve seen how lame I am, the picture above tells everything,

I’m so bored I nerdify myself.





sleep sleep sleep.
i love to sleep laa.




ungendered



Besides the fact that I’m single, I’m also always MISTAKEN FOR A GIRL.


Bloody fucking hell, I’M A GUY WITH A DICK!

I may have no pimples, no wrinkles, pout lips and eer, maybe excessive earrings.

But how blind are you to not notice that I’m a guy.


WTF!


I’m A GUY !!

I’m A GUY !!

I’m A GUY !!

I’m A GUY !!

I’m A GUY !!

I’m A GUY !!

I’m A GUY !!

I’m A GUY !!

I’m A GUY !!





But actually, sometimes, I feel kinda female-ish.


Maybe its due to the fact that I grew up mixing with girls more than boys.

Except in school.


Was never rough, except in language, I think.



I love to cook and bake,

Cook good food for friends and family.


But does that makes me a girl? I think not.



Decorated by me.






CONCLUSION.


I think I’m single now because I’m weird.


or


My other half is playing hide and seek with me TT









I’m weird.

Of Stay Overs & Steamboats

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Posted by Jovi on 22/09/2009 – 3:07 am
Filed under dinner, friends, gay, relationship, steamboat


After 2 and 1/2 day stay over, at my house. Hendrick’s parents invited me to their steamboat dinner in Cheras. Housing area located beside the hills, its undeniably refreshing, different from home. But home is still where I long to be.

My sweet sweet bed, lol


Anyway, during Hendrick and his younger brother, Eugene’s stay. Brought them to few of Klang’s best tasting Bah Kut Teh (Bah Kut Teh are pork braised in herbal soup, served with chinese tea as drinks). 

Three different shops to be exact. Its great when you take someone who loves pork fat as I do to a Bah Kut Teh restaurant. They eat what you eat ;)  


Then we went shopping, had supper. The main tour of Klang is always about food.

Bah Kut Teh for breakfast.

And supper,

We had Clotted pig’s blood and intestine soup, Sotong kangkung and Steamed clams in chinese wine.

Next day’s supper was the famous mamak stall’s roti tissue. 

Very huge portion of thin paper like roti canai, with sugar and planta. 

The size of a cardboard paper :)


Anyway, I hope they had fun, as I myself did.

Back to the steamboat story.




Went to their house, I must say. Their parents are very friendly and opened people.

Had some awesome steamboat and chatted with them for quite awhile.


What I can see is that, their family time, they spent together, brings them closer.

Not that I complain mine isn’t or nor did I say so. 


But I feel happy for them.


Karaoke next Wednesday, then stay over at his house. HAHAH!


The end.


Now I know, my friend’s parents reads my blog. So does MY MUM!



” Hi emak, Dah makan? “




Better be careful of what I blog about.


My mum is the prettiest :)

Hehehe!


I sedang mengampu :P



And also, I notice that.


Scandals makes you more famous! No wonder celebrities are spreading their legs wide open!


PUBLICITY!



Oh yeah mum, My friend’s parents let them get a tattoo, 

Can I get one on my butt that says ” I love my mum” ?




Hehehehe!







Alright, next topic.





Why is it so hard for me to get a girlfriend?



Is it the fact that I’m picky, or I don’t socialize with the females besides in college?

Or maybe its because I have super high expectations?

Maybe I should write it down? When someone finds that kind of person.

Tell me? or self volunteer? >.<



Number Ichi! #1

I prefer long hair with huge bangs on the right, left also fine.

Reason : Super mysterious hot okay?! Covering half her face. WAH! 


Number Yee! #2

Beautiful eyes, I don’t want sepet or cock eyed! Like peeking on you. OMG!

Reason : Those beautiful eyes might just melt me when they look at me. Sepet or cock eyed, how to see me? TT


Number Tiga #3

An ordinary non-moon shaped, square or round face. Skin must not be too oily or volcano like!

Reason : Moon shaped is ugly and hard to kiss, square is biscuits and round is kissing a balloon! oily I might slip and volcano is a NO NO for me.


Number Sei #4

Boob B size can ady, no need to big.

Reason : Too big might block my view, normal medium is just nice. I don’t need airbags TQ.



Number Hmm #5

Height either same or shorter a bit. Too short hard too kiss, too tall hard to reach. If occupation model then nvm laa.

Reason : As above.


Number Enam #6

I don’t want too meaty. My best size is, about the same as, erm. Ashley Tisdale or Vanessa Hudgen also can already. Fat chick no need to even appear. Thin anorexia can fly away also. 

Reason : Fatter than me might just kill me.



Number Chat #7

NO LALA MUIS!

Reason : I feel disgusted with everything they do. The END!









I can think of more to come, but then. It will be endless, if can full fill 60% of those requirements.

Please call me.





I am turning gay, I suspect its because lack of pussy contact. 


Hurry, thank you.



Jokes, I’m not gay. yet.