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Of Ugly Ferrets and Rotten Apples

Posted by Jovi on 23/06/2009 – 11:40 pm

Filed under apples, ferrets, funny, peom

Once there’s a eagle, an ugly ferret and a rotten apple tree.

The ugly ferret wonders nearby the rotten apple tree, a dynamic duo I must say,

The hawk soars above both disgusting personas, and was thinking,

The tree might give me shade, the ferret might not bite,

Just because he’s an eagle, he thought he might be grand,

But sadly, the eagle found out that, the tree drops rotten apples at every tom, dick and harry.

And ferrets with rabbies bites!

Bites everything it sees!

Shoo ferret! Shoo!

The eagle asked on of his woodpecker pals to chop of the tree and snakes to kill the ferret.

At the end, the ferret dies and the apple tree is dead,

Bringing peace to this world, thank you forest friends!

Mother nature look and smiled, yes, you are

Cake!

Posted by Jovi on 30/04/2009 – 8:19 pm

Filed under bakery, baking, cake, college, funny, hamsters, mapo and tofu

Wow! Today’s my first day joining the bakery institute. One word “awesomeness“. Thanks to Jacqueline for making me addicted to that word, lol. Anyway, as and if you recalled, I was three weeks late when I started to join them, course began three weeks ago, including this week. So today was about computer technology and baking, practical work in other word.

So we baked two kinds of cakes today, one’s vanilla sponge cake and another’s pandan flavoured swiss roll For the pandan swiss roll, we used a little green colouring for decoration and it looked awesome! Rolling the wide flat cake into a roll isnt easy at all. Then each of us were given a sponge cake and they gave us fruits like strawberry, peach, kiwi and canned pineapple for decoration purposes, and of course, cream

here are the pictures ;

guess which one i rolled

the nice one of course

and after cutting it with a knife

each student one

And now moving on to the cake, which I didnt know i have the talent to cut it into 3 layers and cream it! First picture below would be the lecturer’s masterpiece. Please comment about the cake, thank you

Patissier Donald’s masterpiece

and

my masterpiece

Sorry laa, I know its not as good looking as the “sifu’s” one, lol. But I’ma gonna improve myself by trying harder! And we’re allowed to take it home, so, mum just cut out a piece and three of us tasted it. It taste as if its from the bakery, LOL duh? it is from the bakery. Except its made by me!

Baking lab

So yeah, tomolo’s a public holiday! So no class, and will be replace another day! Wohoo~ can sleep late And also introducing my two new pets!

* drumrolls*

Mapo!

and

Tofu!

Seriously hard to catch their photos as they keep on running and moving, was annoyed, lol. The above pictures are the best pics of them! Named them Mapo and Tofu because of a dish in Restaurant City, Facebook

End

The Evolution of My Hair.

Posted by Jovi on 01/04/2009 – 4:18 am

Filed under Bald, Hair, Hairstyle, Heng Jovi, Xiong, funny

Since I am starting to get busy with education soon and working. I think I’ll have less time sitting in front of the 14 inch laptop anymore. So am gonna post an entry about my precious ~~girlfriend~~ hair The evolution of it, be amazed. I’ve seen many bloggers blogged about their sizes from the young age till now, changes of face, and even the height! Well, I’ve not grown really tall, still am kinda satisfied now My weight? almost the same from young, skinny! and changes of faces? HAHAHA! I dont think so

So I’m starting from young, the pictures when I was still adorable and cute Still am now! ROFLMAO! Just kidding, no need to gag or puke. Oh well, I’ve always been BALD when i was young, I have this nickname ‘Oni-ku‘. I think it means botak or something? I have no idea, my Godmum calls me that, LOL.

I miss the squeeky duck cap! LOL

I look so stoned!
o_o

And that’s when my mum found out I was sick. So that explains why I looked so pale. This is an entry about my hair, and I was still bald. So then i start to grow a little bit hair.

My second Genting trip!
[spot the geek pants]

Oh! Cowboy -.-

My third birthday party!
[Spiderman bday cake]

Mum & I
[My Pre-School Graduation]

OKAY! Seriously damn embarassing!
[spot me]

And it grew a little longer, just a little bit.

Now, this is the worst hair style I’ve ever had! Thank to my mum, she was the one who cuts my hair when i was small, and guess what was the style? Its the all time famous most feared, ugliest ever existed! COCONUT HAIR! Why coconut? you’ll see! Anyway, its called coconut hair because it looks as if someone used half of the coconut shell as a guide to trim the hair! Thats why!

I was only pretending!

Doesnt look like me?

Oh, the fat girl beside is my sister

Coconut Sdn Bhd!

ROFLMAO?

Anyway, when coconut hair started to grow, it looked something like this, Oh, warn you first! I was truly and still am, VAIN! LOL I didnt know why on earth did i pose like that either?! So bloody embarassing, but I’m talking bout hair style right? Not about my poses

Sunway Lagoon!

OMFGWTF!!!

*gags*

Don’t blame me, I was young

EH LOOK! I GOT ABS!!!

And THANK GOD! The coconut went away! I cut it shorter, till it look like a guy with a rooftop on my head At least its far much more better than coconut head! Seriously, have u ever had coconut hair before? If you did, don’t tell me it isnt embarrassing?!

Zoo Negara!

I was touching an Albino Python!

Hari Sukan? lol

Ugly Prince on white steed

Baby elephant from A’ Famosa!

Stonning on the steed!

At least I look better than coconut head right? I personally think so, Then it was the cap! For quite sometime i wore a cap everywhere I went.

Me humping a turtle statue!

Its not a fake one!

I went short hair again after that, and somehow kept long again, wtf?! I myself am confused! oh well, just take a look at the pictures! I still am the horrendous ugly one, but compared to last time, I think my physical features kinda improved a lot! I feel better now! I was UGLIER but am just UGLY now

TOMATOES!

Cactus Valley @ Camerons!

Peace ftw

Me and retarded sis!
[note how fat she is]

&

Meet Lucky the rabbit!

From this onwards! My hair kinda divided into half, which made me look like I came from the 80’s! HAHAHAHA! Damn ugly can? And also my teeth started to potrude, and it grew like hell! If you didn’t know, I have HUGE teeths! I look like a malay dude by the way, not that I am racist or anything o_o

A’ Famosa Malacca!

Toothless and Oversized Geek Ugly Me

Me & sis

tomatoes anyone?

OMG! I GOT SERIOUS ASIAN SEPET EYES!
=.=

seriously looked like a malay guy!
oh! meet Iggy! my pet iguana

HEHEHE! From there my hair evolved to a better state! When I was schooling, I kept my hair long! Avoid even from trimming it, and I always got complains from the dicipline teachers about my hair. Like I care? Pfft, lol So here are some pictures I am proud to display, lol

screwed puppy dog’s eyes glare

random?

I like my hair, long

lol random

porcupine head

LOL!

redang

Sakae with Jacq

Foam

AND THEN IT WAS NERD STYLE!!!

JUST JOKING! LOL

Nah, I was just messing! Then before SPM, my class teacher threatened me, to cut my hair or else no SPM slip for me! So, had no choice but to cut, sigh, that was like one of the most regretful thing I’ve done in my entire life! seriously

DAMN SHORT CAN?!

After few month of having short ugly hair, I tend to grow it back, ans as it was growing, my friend, XIONG! Who was trained and became a hairstylist, helped me to dye my hair! And I’ve always love happy endings! My hair is now Dark Brown Gold with highlights! And its done by Xiong for FREE! Jealous? go suck cock laa! As though i care

from this

to this

and without wax or gel would look like this!