Category Archives: college

Poolside Barbecue Party!

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Posted by Jovi on 06/09/2009 – 10:43 pm
Filed under awesomeness, college, friends, party gathering


Last Saturday was one of the best gathering I had in my life, awesome shiznit.

Its was a barbecue poolside party, how awesome can that be?

Most of our college mates brought something for the gathering, I myself brought few bottles of coke, one vanilla coke, and a pepsi max. For the bbq, I brought marshmallows.

Its funny when someone you once hate can end being your friend.

Jimmy came after he finished his part time in our college, he jumped in in our practical lab attire, and boy he’s twice the size when he’s half naked. LOL

Not forgetting his body hair, which he claims to call it ” Black Forrest ” wtf.

Spoil the good cake’s name!

Anyway, about the marshmallow, Jimmy took a skewer and skewered few marshmallows on it. Then bbq it on the grill. So then I took the vodka Ashton brought, splash it on the grill, a huge flambe! 

Jimmy tasted it and started to flambe all the marshmallows he had skewered. Thanks to me for inventing this dessert, vodka flambed marshmallows! 

AWESOMENESS!

Oh btw, Ah Mei’s our host.



She cooked a huge container of garlic fried rice, and a huge container of super spicy mee goreng and non spicy mee goreng by Linda.

Must say, it tasted really good. Not lying.

Ah Mei is from Sabah, she rented this condo for rm8000 per month. Envious!


Let me show you some of the peeps that attended that event :D

Left to Right : Agatha, Ashton, Stone, Calley & Lupita

idontknowhwattheyaredoing.

Prize giving. NOT

That’s Ashton holding a tissue box
&
Hendrick giving his brother a wine bottle.

Ashton wanted to be the chick who holds the medal plate beside the prize giver, wtf

Wii time.

Oh yeah, we locked Hendrick in the balcony room.
Like a caged animal in the zoo.

Hot area.

Me peace-ing with zoo animal wtf.

A giant pot of noodles, cooked before frying!

Linda, our noodle chef.

i can cook better.

beef and lamb for bbq

onions, garlic and shallots for rice and noodles.

and now, for the poolside time before bbq session.

they fail to open their eyes underwater.

point here

point there

water buffalos.

male water buffalo.

Calley on Stone, and Agatha behind Calley

Linda the water beast.

Peace from underwater.

Our host, Ah Mei!

She’s wearing blue contact lenses.

Ah mei and her boy.


They made out for 3 minutes, lol

french.

It was a bet.

And presenting, water buffalo fight! lol






LOL!


FML, I just noticed I wasn’t in the group picture, hahaah wtf!

first take.


second take!

Last two pictures, underwater.

Piercing.

and my oh-so-reliable camera. 

When it was time for bbq, my camera went dead, no more battery. FML.

Conclusion, fun fun fun.

Who’s house is next? :D

I faked an orgasm emo.

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Posted by Jovi on 01/08/2009 – 3:10 am
Filed under birthdays, cam-ho, college, emo, emotions, poem

I am one of the happiest teen alive at this moment, well. Not all happy but part of me am :)

Contributing to my happiness, first thing is. Finals for semester 1 just ended! And it was okay, managed to answer it all.

Secondly, my birthday is next week’s Wednesday! On the 5th! Trevor and Sharon shared money to buy me a rm12.90 Subway Sandwich today as my birthday present! Too bad I can’t keep it for long, its in my rectum now and digested ;) But I’m still keeping the piece of paper wrapped around the sandwich.

Its the end of semester 1 yesterday, and semester is on its way one week from now! I’m excited!

When I got back home today, Mum showed me a letter from the institute about my absence. Somewhat a warning letter, but heck cares. Mum asked me if she could call the “senior manager” who sent the letter to FUCK OFF!

HAHAHAHA! I was absent for personal reasons. Not because I was lazy.


Its been so long since I wrote a noob poem, well, its time for one.

Let me try to sum the whole semester 1 up in one poem :)


Rang, was what I heard,
3 weeks late, 
Fresh at heart,
Smell of fruits and cream,
Smiles on faces and jealousy on the other,
Two walls I saw, 
Whole wall I hated,
Full of creatures,
From talking apples, to biting ferrets,
From old mermaids to trolls,
From dwarfs to ” Bruce Lee“,
Creatures are all I see,
The worse creature of all, 
A blue skinned, short fur, skank shouting Chess set.
Pastries, Tarts, Bananas,
Humans and hated hearts,
Sem 1 is fun,
Sem 2 is up,
Friends gained,
Friends lost,
Separated and departed.
Obstacles crossed, 
Rainbow is out.



Too bad rainbow only stays for a week :(

Institute starts on the 10th of August :(

Oh well, that was about it. HAHAH!

I feel so lifeless right now, thinking what to write.

And also, my friend Chibi. She made Chocolate Tofu Mousse and brought it to college today. So everyone tasted it, and its darn sweet. Imagine, 8 spoonfull of Milo powder and 6 spoonfulls of castor sugar.

So to my amazement, no tofu smell in it! 

Arrived back home with 2 huge cubes of silk tofu, mashed and sifted. I tried making Chocolate Tofu Ice Cream with it. Still in freezer freezing, taste damn nice! Vegan ;)

Its the best tasting Ice cream I’ve ever made! So smooth and creamy! Sounds weird to some of you, but trust me. Once u tried, you;ll shut up :)


I’ve nothing else to blog about anymore, so I might as well upload some emo pictures. HAHAHA!



emo emo emo

This emo photos were taken for the purpose of camho-ing. I’m a femenist, shoot me.

Emo pictures needs emo captions :P

Beneath me, 
Lies a hidden broken heart.

Its falling apart,
I can’t patch it back.

The thinker

My scar feels deeper than it seems.

Always emo, should smile smile also right? :D

SMILE! :)

Of Dandelions and Roses!

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Posted by Jovi on 03/07/2009 – 2:56 am
Filed under asa, college, flowers, fuck, idiots, poem, poetry

Not only Michael Jackson is dead, so is my blog. Why no one suicide because mine is dead?

First things first, 

“I am somehow convinced that the poor deceased fella is somehow INNOCENT.“

After seeing some of the interviews done, I believe that people are trying to frame him for things he had not done, poor fella. 

Next is, I have few things to blog about. One of it is, I know some of my college mates reads my blog. And I’m perfectly fine with it an so on. 

I don’t even care if you spread my youtube videos or any shameful articles to others.

Since you’re at spreading it. Might as well spread this shit to BST 16 for me!

Today would be the first time I really speak to Asa.

[which idiotic names her son Asa?]

[or even gives himself the name Asa?]

As I was saying, Asa is the kind of human who has a tiny deformed pea brain and it doesn’t function!

Or maybe it over functioned? Guess NOT!

What made me say that?

Here’s today’s conversation.


Asa : Hey, you know some of the seniors asked me about your gender.
Me : And?
Asa : So I told them you’re a female

[he's being over sarcastic]

Me : You better think properly before you talk.
Use your brains!

*forgotten*

And I forgotten how the following went, seriously i cant control myself.

I would have punched the fuckface right on his specs! I don’t care if he bleeds or glass shatters into his eyes.

Retarded fella!

And I got news about him, some told me that he’s an orphan.

If I were to spat on his face and talk back, I’d say


” Aww, poor you! Your parents are dead or they dumped you? “

*makes sad pity face*


Lets see if he does it another time, I’ll do the combo, talk about him being an orphan and punch him!

Asa, if you are reading this! You better apologise to me or don’t let me see your fuck face!

I might not control myself this time. Fuckfaces gives me the urge to punch it!


Especially yours, ASA!



Besides Asa’s problematic brain issue, there’s this thing I wanna make it clear.

I feel sorry for hiding this but I had to make it clear. Its kinda bothering me anyway.

All my life until I was form 2, I believe about this thing called “best friend“.

Until I was being stabbed, stepped, pushed and criticized by my “best friend“. 

For me, if you ask me. 

I don’t believe in best friends, there are no such thing called best friend!

I only believe there are good friends, friends that you can count on.

Friends that supports you, cares for you.

They make things clear before they accuse you.

Those are good friends!

“Best friends” are just titles given to those if you had hung out long enough with them,

Helped them, Laugh with them, Let you copy their homework and so on.

USELESS!

I think best friends are sometimes worst than normal friends itself.

So if you to proclaim that I am your best friend, 

I’m fine with it, but did you notice that I never said I was your best friend?

That was because I didn’t believe in it.

Trevor, you are a wonderful caring friend, like money, hard to find, easy to lose!

This might be offensive! But I don’t mean to be.

I’m sorry to say, I don’t have best friends, they don’t exist in my life.

I don’t believe in it.

Its okay if you call me your best friend, I’m fine with that, you’re my good friend.

But not best friend, because there never are any best friends.

OMG!

Its like I’ve become a kid again, talking about best friends and not friends.

But somehow, this is a grown up best friend topic! Seriously. 


Another thing is, Semester one is finally ending!

My exam, practical and theory coming soon! DIE DIE DIE!

Last topic before I go to sleep,

This might be offensive too, so I’m going to write this in a metaphor poem-ish way.

I’m a noob in poetry, forgive me.



I was strolling at the park,
On a sunny morning dew drip,
The park is full or florals,
Tulips, Dandelions & Chrysanthemums,
You name it!
As the fields are carpeted with green grass,
The sniff of the morning air, 
Enlightens my soul,
Looking at the beautiful roses, 
One badly bruised but still lovely,
I picked it up but made it worst,
Took it home and kept it on a glass vase,
As I sat on the table over a cup of coffee,
Glazing at the rose I picked,
Only to find myself covered with the buds of the dandelion!
With a swift of my hands,
I pulls it buds off, but the air kept em coming,
And it keep sticking on me.
Help is what I needed, 
The rose is what I needed,
Does the rose response?
Help me get the dandelion off me.


I don’t like dandelions! 
They stick too much on me.


- Jovi -


SERIOUSLY! DANDELION, GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME! 

I like roses, not you! Cheap flower!


Cake!

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Posted by Jovi on 30/04/2009 – 8:19 pm
Filed under bakery, baking, cake, college, funny, hamsters, mapo and tofu

Wow! Today’s my first day joining the bakery institute. One word “awesomeness“. Thanks to Jacqueline for making me addicted to that word, lol. Anyway, as and if you recalled, I was three weeks late when I started to join them, course began three weeks ago, including this week. So today was about computer technology and baking, practical work in other word.

So we baked two kinds of cakes today, one’s vanilla sponge cake and another’s pandan flavoured swiss roll ;) For the pandan swiss roll, we used a little green colouring for decoration and it looked awesome! Rolling the wide flat cake into a roll isnt easy at all. Then each of us were given a sponge cake and they gave us fruits like strawberry, peach, kiwi and canned pineapple for decoration purposes, and of course, cream ;)

here are the pictures ;

guess which one i rolled ;)



the nice one of course :P


and after cutting it with a knife


each student one :D



And now moving on to the cake, which I didnt know i have the talent to cut it into 3 layers and cream it! First picture below would be the lecturer’s masterpiece. Please comment about the cake, thank you :)



Patissier Donald’s masterpiece


and


my masterpiece 



Sorry laa, I know its not as good looking as the “sifu’s” one, lol. But I’ma gonna improve myself by trying harder! And we’re allowed to take it home, so, mum just cut out a piece and three of us tasted it. It taste as if its from the bakery, LOL duh? it is from the bakery. Except its made by me!

Baking lab


So yeah, tomolo’s a public holiday! So no class, and will be replace another day! Wohoo~ can sleep late :P And also introducing my two new pets!



* drumrolls*




Mapo!


and


Tofu!



Seriously hard to catch their photos as they keep on running and moving, was annoyed, lol. The above pictures are the best pics of them! Named them Mapo and Tofu because of a dish in Restaurant City, Facebook :P



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