Category Archives: Chefs

Surprise Cupcakes!

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Posted by Jovi on 23/04/2009 – 3:07 am
Filed under Chefs, Jacqueline Teyew, cupcakes
SURPRISE!

Its like 3 in the morning now, and I just finish making these little angels! If you did read Jacqueline’s blog, she was craving for my cupcakes. LOL, so as usual, the kindness in me [perasan], I made a batch for her! I sms her at midnight saying I made and it was a failure, but I was lying to her, just wanna make her happy, thats all :) And also I am as tired as i can ever be now, cleaning isnt easy!


Nowadays I wake up really early, like 10am, but after breakfast. Its back to sleeping :P Well, It has been decreasing my sugar level I guess? Breakfast I mean. Anyway, these are ;

White Chocolate Vanilla Cupcakes With Icing

Note that everything is made by hand and by yours truly, except the cupcake holders and plastic box of course! So yeah, I love baking them, but dont really like eating them, so oh well :) Thats what friends to me are for also, give them! LOL

Here’s a few pictures! They are ADORABLE arent they?


by Patissier Jovi

front view

my favourite expression!


Anyway, I googled about the Institute of Baking Malaysia. Its in PJ! Gonna talk to mum about it as soon as she wakes up! OMG! Im so excited, April intakes are currently going on! Hope I dont need credits for this shit also :( Oh well, wish me luck and hope Jacqueline dear loves this! I spent few hours on this :( kept getting the colour wrong.

note : Only special ones get to eat pastries and cakes made by me!

Love, 
Patissier Jovi

Did I brag? Again?

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Posted by Jovi on 02/03/2009 – 5:01 am
Filed under Chefs, Cooking

BRAGGING is one of the most common thing human do, they might not admit but tell me, who doesn’t? Right? Anyway, for all you fans of Nigella Lawson the cook! See what i got from her? HAH! In your jealous face! :P

“For Heng Jovi,
With love, Nigella“

p/s : i dont love her!




In case you still dont know who, from the picture, below is a much clearer picture of her, LOL she’s fat btw, and her cooking programme WAS awesome, she sucked so badly now, dont know why, but i hate her, kinda. She always tries so hard to seduce her viewers while cooking, already fat as ever but still wanna act sexy, PALING BENCI! lol



Nigella Lawson



I adore watching cooking programmes, they are actually entertaining to me, somehow? But, most of them sucked so badly, At first, it was Jamie Oliver, from Britain, UK. He was energetic and creative, and he started to suck eggs! Then it was Nigella, she was awesome too, she didnt suck as much as Oliver, now, my current idol chef happens to be CHEF MICHAEL SMITH!


Chef Michael Smith

He’s a Canadian Chef! Very tall, oh what the heck do i care about his ugly face! Im talking about his show! lol On Astro, channel 703, every weekday 11:00 pm! watch “Chef At Home“. Very in detailed cooking show! delightful mouth watering food! GAH~! I dont know, I just love watching his show, very nice, Hurm, I guess i shall stop here, Kinda bored :(  

edited :
OMG! how stupid can i be to not talk about our local chef? Silly me, Introducing! CHEF WAN!


GayChef Wan!

He’s is known to be Malaysia’s Food Ambassador! DENG! He’s a sissy, I tell you, when you watch his show, you’ll feel annoyed by his hand gestures and movements. Its worst than Chris Crocker!Seriously, Chris is annoying and gay enough, but i find Chef Wan is far worst annoying, and if you notice all his live audience, its only MALAYS! in other words, “lard” HEH! none of the other race would even wanna glance at his show, why did i glance btw? must wash my eyes! And if you go to his official website, notice that all his recipes are malay food, SICKENING LAH! and btw, he was married to a caucasion and had a child, but was dumped or something years later, Poor guy! One last thing that i wanna discriminate about is, he talks like a duck cum ladyboy[tranny] cum gay cum weirdo. One word,
A-N-N-O-Y-I-N-G!!!

FUCK YOU RACIST BASTARDS! There are better chefs and cooks to hold the position as Malaysia’s Food Ambassador! Why all this years only Chef Wan? Change laaa! Bloody Fucktard! GERAM!

im cooled now i guess :P