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I faked an orgasm emo.

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Filed under birthdays, cam-ho, college, emo, emotions, poem

I am one of the happiest teen alive at this moment, well. Not all happy but part of me am :)

Contributing to my happiness, first thing is. Finals for semester 1 just ended! And it was okay, managed to answer it all.

Secondly, my birthday is next week’s Wednesday! On the 5th! Trevor and Sharon shared money to buy me a rm12.90 Subway Sandwich today as my birthday present! Too bad I can’t keep it for long, its in my rectum now and digested ;) But I’m still keeping the piece of paper wrapped around the sandwich.

Its the end of semester 1 yesterday, and semester is on its way one week from now! I’m excited!

When I got back home today, Mum showed me a letter from the institute about my absence. Somewhat a warning letter, but heck cares. Mum asked me if she could call the “senior manager” who sent the letter to FUCK OFF!

HAHAHAHA! I was absent for personal reasons. Not because I was lazy.


Its been so long since I wrote a noob poem, well, its time for one.

Let me try to sum the whole semester 1 up in one poem :)


Rang, was what I heard,
3 weeks late, 
Fresh at heart,
Smell of fruits and cream,
Smiles on faces and jealousy on the other,
Two walls I saw, 
Whole wall I hated,
Full of creatures,
From talking apples, to biting ferrets,
From old mermaids to trolls,
From dwarfs to ”
Bruce Lee“,
Creatures are all I see,
The worse creature of all, 
A blue skinned, short fur, skank shouting Chess set.
Pastries, Tarts, Bananas,
Humans and hated hearts,
Sem 1 is fun,
Sem 2 is up,
Friends gained,
Friends lost,
Separated and departed.
Obstacles crossed, 
Rainbow is out.




Too bad rainbow only stays for a week :(

Institute starts on the 10th of August :(

Oh well, that was about it. HAHAH!

I feel so lifeless right now, thinking what to write.

And also, my friend Chibi. She made Chocolate Tofu Mousse and brought it to college today. So everyone tasted it, and its darn sweet. Imagine, 8 spoonfull of Milo powder and 6 spoonfulls of castor sugar.

So to my amazement, no tofu smell in it! 

Arrived back home with 2 huge cubes of silk tofu, mashed and sifted. I tried making Chocolate Tofu Ice Cream with it. Still in freezer freezing, taste damn nice! Vegan ;)

Its the best tasting Ice cream I’ve ever made! So smooth and creamy! Sounds weird to some of you, but trust me. Once u tried, you;ll shut up :)


I’ve nothing else to blog about anymore, so I might as well upload some emo pictures. HAHAHA!



emo emo emo

This emo photos were taken for the purpose of camho-ing. I’m a femenist, shoot me.

Emo pictures needs emo captions :P

Beneath me, 
Lies a hidden
broken heart.

Its falling apart,
I can’t patch it back.

The thinker

My scar feels deeper than it seems.

Always emo, should smile smile also right? :D

SMILE! :)

Candles!

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Filed under Jacqueline Teyew, birthdays, poem

I love writing poems that doesn’t rhymes, thanks to Sharon for the addiction ;)

So this one goes out to one of the most precious person that will ever be in my life,

Jacqueline Teyew,

Day light hits the eye, Oh! Its morning!

Its been 18 years the sun has shone its rays upon you,

You’ve now got wings, but still locked in a cage,

Sooner or later, you’ll fly,

Its your big day, a wonderful day,

Celebrated this day, 18 times.

From hairless to a head full of hair,

I’d like to wish you, a Happy Wonderful Birthday!

Happy Wonderful Birthday my dear friend.





From your amateur rhyming friend, Jovi