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Nonsense, you are.

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Nonsense you are,
You foolish fools,
A pot of gold,
You may have,
A pot of hope,
Is all you lack of.

You might be known,
And have a name,
But the name you get,
Is the name we lack.


Respects are easily given and taken,
If you need it, why not gain it.
As young as a dew, not to drip,
The triggers you give,
Stops me not,


We don’t need you,
As we been doing it,
You’re not worth it,
Your soul’s like a fading dust.




Wishing your family to achieve happiness and more wealth!

So long!

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Friends and I-City!

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Patrick Star says HI!


Last Friday was one of the best outings with my mates!

The gathering was planned weeks ago, few can’t make it.

Especially Serah & Swee Kitt!

Serah talks awfully too much during the planning and ended up not going, lol

So on that day itself, about 13 of us attend the gathering.

Mau the prawn sadist!

Chris the chicken griller who got no chicken at last!

Eric the eat less draw more!

Benjamin the joker!

Eric the watch and laugh!

Daryl the Bird King!

Tun Dr. Wai Meng the ladies’ men!

Roland the son of a bitch pastor!

Eugene the makan sikit!

Hendrick the emo!

Elin the rude bising margarine lime chicken eat and throw cake super bising non stop annoying girl!

Joleen the camwhorer!

and of course the host,

Me, Jovi the prawn eater! I think I killed about 20-25 live prawns and ate all of them!


The venue was at Eight Eight Seafood Restaurant, which is a steamboat/bbq grill buffet restaurant at Bukit Raja.

It was RM24 per adult and RM18 per student.

Most of us who attended the gathering were ex-la sallian students. All boy school.


Boys would be boys, we eat like cannibals!

Mau has his own plate which he calls “Beheading plate

He beheads the live prawns on the plate, sticks a skewer into the prawn’s ass.

Poor delicious so fresh prawns.



Spot the live prawn on the plate?
That’s the “Beheading Plate”



Mau so happy he beheaded the live prawn!
Its legs are all still moving even without the head.
IDK why I peace, ftw






Anyway, I brought Yee Sang from Puchong, and Christopher brought fresh salmon with 3 huge limes for the Yee Sang.

We didn’t finish it, wasn’t that good. Except for the salmon!

Ended up having extra limes, they grilled the chicken marinade it with lime, fried with margarine.

Guys have better cooking skills than girls nowadays.


Our table’s a huge mess!

Everything everywhere!

Wee Kiat says, ” That’s the restaurant’s whole year profit on the table, eaten by us.

LOL



whole year profit.




Also the day before, I baked a Moist Chocolate Cake.

Then I decide to bring it to the gathering as an add on.

I made my own ganache, then iced the cake with it.

Voila! A Moist Chocolate Fudge Cake.



STUPID Elin cut the cake before I can take picture of it!



My lesson is, never to use moist cake for a fudge cake, as they might think the cake as “uncooked” when its not.

Its too moist, need to reduce water.

Benjamin said its too dry, wtf.

MOIST BENJAMIN! MOIST!

LOL






and also,

NEVER BRING CAKE TO BUFFET GATHERING!

After that meal, everyone was full.

Adding on a cake only makes them bloat! HAHAH!



After cake and bill, we all decided to go I-City, Shah Alam.

A place which is decorated with lights, different colours and all!


Elin said she knows the way there, so everyone followed my car.

Her direction description is all shitty and fucked up!

She kept telling me, ” GO THIRD LANE, GO THIRD LANE!

When she’s pointing right, wtf.

Her “third lane” is actually first lane on the highway.

Made all of us paid rm1.20 for toll, FOR NOTHING!


At the end, everyone followed Benjamin,

We reached the area, freaking jammed with cars!

So we had to park downhill and walk uphill.

Journey looks long, but its short when we all tell jokes and laugh like mad people on the way up!

Everyone took heaps of pictures! The lights looks amazing!

A very beautiful scenery,

Imagine walking through the forest, every tree has different colored lights all over it.





MAD BEAUTIFUL




Christopher says welcome!
LOL



HARROW AND WEWCUM!



Starfruit tree with lights.





I’m LOOKING.



Elin and Joleen



Mau the prawn sadist!



Elin and Me,
With my super cute Mickey Mouse ear hair band!

Thanks Benjamin for this! Love it!



Daryl, poser,

Ben, overgrown mouse,

Mau, prawn sadist!



Half of the bunch!



Blue and Orange Deers!


White Pegasus!




Lanterns!




After Jalan Multimedia!



About “Jalan Multimedia“,

Few of us had to go to the loo real badly,

But since its an open space, there are no shops opened yet.

MEANS NO TOILET!

So we all ran to those construction areas, houses to be exact!

And did our business there.

As in piss, not shit!

We fertilize the new houses! HAHAH!


After that, Roland saw the street’s name.

And it was Jalan Multimedia.


Soon after that, the girls and Christopher found a toilet.


YES! FML TO THE MAX!!



Before leaving I-City, we took group photos!



normal one.




cool one.



sexy one.



Then some of them had to leave, and half of us went Fairies Cafe.

It was Hendrick, Eugene, Elin, Benjamin, Mau, Wee Kiat, Wai Ming, Joleen and Myself.

We ordered two buckets of Heineken. RM45 per bucket.

While two non drinkers ordered mocktails?

Daryl and Wai Ming. LOL


After that drinking session, we left and everyone had a good time.

Hendrick and Eugene fetch Elin home then came to my house.

While I fetch Wee Kiat, Mau and Wai Ming home.

They sat at my house until it was 4AM.


The day ended really well.

Gatherings like this makes you closer to your friends.

This should be repeated from time to time!



Next gathering would be POTLUCK!

So bring your own homecooked dishes and we’ll gather again!

Wohoo!


Anyway, today’s the day after Chap Goh Mei!

CNY ended, haih.

Total angpau value this year less than last two years,

2k.

Saving rather than spending!

HEHEH!



Wishing you all to be well and happy!



Chef Wan, BALIK KAMPUNG TANAM UBI LAA!

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Shall I re-introduce Malaysia’s food ambassador?

Redzuawan Ismail, or better know as Chef Wan.




I googled his wikipedia profile, and I thought,

If he is Malaysia’s food ambassador, surely has achieved many awards and would have a very long wikipedia profile.

To my amazement! This is only what I got!


Career

His early career was as an accountant. He says after seeing the popularity of many types of Asian food in Western countries he decided to promote Malaysia and other South East Asian countries using their food.

He has an associate degree in Professional Chef Training and Hotel Management from the California Culinary Academy and a Ritz Escoffeir Diploma from the Ritz Hotel. He is currently a brand ambassador for AirAsia.

In 2009, he won the Best Celebrity Television Chef of the Gourmand World Cookbook Awards.


HAHAH! one bloody award, and it wad a  year ago!


You might be wondering why on earth am I blogging about him?


Something that pissed me off was one of his latest cooking program I saw on AFC.

I’m am already pissed with him being Malaysia’s food ambassador, also now its near Chinese New Year.

He’s showing us how to cook Chinese food!


WHATTHEFUCK?!?


Can’t they find other chefs or cooks from Malaysia to show?

Why must it only be Chef Wan?

Amy Beh is good in cooking too!

She’s really good in Chinese cooking, and I don’t see them asking her to host a cooking show for Hari Raya?


Every year, its always Chef Wan’s cooking program on tv.

Hate all his sissy movements.

The way he presents and teaches how to cook, he speaks in those short term Malay language.

Hello! Not everyone understands those language!


For example, ” Jom Yuk nak ajo buat roti nah yg sedaaaap


I don’t have anything against him actually, just only this few thing of not changing the food ambassador position for so many years and him teaching how to cook Chinese food.


And also one of the tv programs when Floyd, a British chef/cook visited Malaysia and was food guided by Chef Wan.


Chef Wan introduced paus [steamed buns] to him, and told him its created by MALAYS!


He doesn’t know the facts, everyone knows pau came from China.


Chef Wan,

I wonder why are you so popular?

Resign from the Malaysia food ambassador position and let someone else who QUALIFIES to take the position!


AND please, even if you can cook Chinese food.

You can’t us to cook pork dishes!

We Chinese love pork! So screw off and please cancel your shows!

Maybe just the Chinese one.

And BALIK KAMPUNG TANAM UBI!




I say,


GIVE AMY BEH A CHANCE TO BE MALAYSIA’S FOOD AMBASSADOR!



Eh, 1Malaysia right? Then prove it laa!


You complain, I COMPLAIN!

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You can skip this entry.

Its meant for me to release my anger!



Bloody hell, just read someone’s blog.

If I knew earlier, I would have fed her shit!

You called? I don’t think so!

Yes I don’t give a damn about that crappy presentation!

What meetings and discussions you want?

Can’t you just talk when u see me?

Why must I be present when u can discuss with me without the other group members?

You don’t give me shitty fuck blaming all on us!

Yes, I went modifying my exhaust instead of meeting you guys.

You wanna say that we don’t care.

AH go ahead!


And also, blame us for not inviting you both to watch movies and outings!

Eh miss, you all went BBQ, another college mate’s house for swims, birthday celebrations and outing.


GOT INVITE US OR NOT?!


Niamah cibai, you both didn’t.


Then fucking blame us for being bad friend for not inviting.


NVM NVM,

After you called us bad friend for not inviting.

We called you out for outing, like I said,

Picnic after zorbing.

Your excuse?

OOH CANNOT!

Want make cookies!

Ask go Maison, same excuse. wtf


Then ask go lunch at Belly Good, no money.


People didn’t ask, blame us for not inviting and gives us shitty looks.

People invite, plenty excuses not to go.


You can give excuse and not go, we cannot ah?


Think of it laa!


I’m gonna end my hate post here. You can have your hate post, so can I!

No hard feelings.

Goodbye!