Monthly Archives: December 2009

Flowers

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Posted by Jovi on 31/12/2009 – 12:12 am
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Tired, why am I always tired?

Even if I get enough sleep, I’m still as tired and lethargic as I can be.


New thread of “swine flu“? Makes people sleepy, like pigs.


Anyway, its Wednesday, so its Cake Deco practical class.


I really love piping roses, chrysanthemum, orchids and carnations.

It was really ugly looking the first time I tried to pipe it.


But somehow, I feel happy just looking at it.


These are handmade, or shall I say, hand-piped? LOL


Made using Creamax, which is sort of like butter/shortening. Beaten until fluffy.

Not edible though :)


So here are some pictures of my artwork. Do comment please.




chrysanthemum




pink roses




pink and purple roses with green leaves




pink carnations with leaves




I feel happy looking at them!

I even hope to decorate a cake with flowers and leaves!


When I do so, I’ll take pictures of it. HAHAH



Oh well,


I think I like someone, but that another one likes this someone,
so if I go for this someone, the another one might be offended,
so shall I go for this someone or let the another one go for this someone?


I don’t expect you to get it, because its kinda embarrassing to let you guys know. HAHAH





sleepy camwhorer.




OH!

During practical, Ashton was attacked by heaps of chocolate cream.


Here’s a picture just for laughs. LOL




creamed.

I tried to leap, but I fell.

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Posted by Jovi on 28/12/2009 – 6:58 pm
Filed under baking, fail
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BUTTER COOKIES FAIL.






How disappointing, can’t even manage to bake for sale.


According to the recipe, it requires Anchor Butter,

but I thought that BLOODY Buttercup was butter.


Since Buttercup is much cheaper.


True enough its butter, margarine butter.


And also it requires all purpose flour, I didn’t have any, so I used cookies flour and substitute with high ratio flour.


FUCKING EPIC FAILED!


Cookies turned out to be kind of tasteless, and cake-like texture in the middle.

More like butter cake covered cookies.




cake-like center.



EH, FUCK MY LIFE LAA.



I just bloody wasted RM25 for shits.


My plan was to earn, not lose money!


Sigh.





I’m a failure, can’t do simple stuff.

But as I fail, I improve from my mistakes.





CONCLUSION IS,


#1 Don’t be stingy in buying butter!

#2 Buttercup is NOT butter!

#3 Don’t buy cheap piping bags!

#4 Buy flour!





I feel like I’ve lost half of my energy,

by just cleaning up.





The only good thing is,




MUM COOKED A HUGE PLATE OF SMALL CLAMS!


Her cooking improved a lot.


SYABAS kepada emak aku!




this is love


Single is still better than couple.

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Posted by Jovi on 28/12/2009 – 2:45 am
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I think my blogging mood just came back, its my second update.

Well, actually being single is kinda fun and stuff.

But admit it laa bitches!

Usually a single person would say,


“ Oh, I’m single, so what? Single life is best laa, can do whatever I want. No more sms-ing and worries. ”


Fuck off laa, if you think that way.

Deep down we all know that its lonely to be alone.


Just admit it, using the phrase of ” Single is better than couple“.

That is just bullshit, calming yourself when you know its not true.


WTF I’m talking about.


Fuck I don’t give a damn now.

Was in a relationship for exactly 9 month, lol

If she was pregnant ever since we’re together, the baby would have popped out.

and I would have already be a papa. WTF.


Okay, my point is.


I actually got fed-up and lost my feelings for my ex.

I hate to keep reporting of what I’m doing,

I hate when we keep on sms 24/7.

I hate when we sms and have nothing to talk about.


So there was a period I told her I wanted to be alone.

Then from there it got loose and then separate laa.



LOL regret sial.


The things I hate is when she told me this.



” We’ll still be very good friends even after we’re no longer couples “


WTF

She didn’t even contact me or wish me right at 12am on my 2008 birthday.


Stupid me did wish her on her birthday, 12am sharp.


DO NOT EVER PLAN YOUR FUTURE WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND.


All lies, fake, all are just words or the moment. It wouldn’t last.



Sorry I bored you with my past. Its over.


Truth to be told, I actually still miss her, well, maybe I miss her in our memories,

but not the current one.


She changed or maybe didn’t stick to what she said.

or was it me?




Anyhooo,


Being single sucks, yeah, it does.

If you don’t think so, kudos to you!


But its different for me.


Actually, my requirements are quite basic to be honest.


My friends, they say I’m picky, choosy and have high requirements.


MY GOD!


Girls are like parking lots laa, Good ones always taken!


The only ones left are either lesbians or hard to get.

and of course, ugly bitchy ones!


How do you expect me to get a ugly one, which I don’t like?


[no offense to all the single ladies, if you're ugly, just admit it. I'm not good looking myself.]


And also, I’ve been told by my ex.


I don’t posses a sweet mouth with can sweet talk with girls.

Its so fake laa, sweet talking to me is like lying, LOL


and also I hate to pujuk them, haih.


It is because of this? That I’m not wanted? lol


Oh well, reaching 19 in few days time. Still single.


Fuck My Life.








My hair is kind of long now, I need to trim it.


or else I feel like a stalker, long hair, lol


This few pictures are taken today, just to show you how long it is.




ALSO A REASON TO BE VAIN AND TAKE PICTURES xD





I can almost bite my hair,
almost. lol




longer please




dulan face
x(



I’m weird, maybe its also a contributing point of to why I’m still single, HAHAHA

I love to sleep, well, I’m tired always.

I love to eat, eat non stop. Like a pig.

See, I even eat pigs!


Weird, is what I am,

weird and lame.





weird and lame.
nerdified.





Now you’ve seen how lame I am, the picture above tells everything,

I’m so bored I nerdify myself.





sleep sleep sleep.
i love to sleep laa.




ungendered



Besides the fact that I’m single, I’m also always MISTAKEN FOR A GIRL.


Bloody fucking hell, I’M A GUY WITH A DICK!

I may have no pimples, no wrinkles, pout lips and eer, maybe excessive earrings.

But how blind are you to not notice that I’m a guy.


WTF!


I’m A GUY !!

I’m A GUY !!

I’m A GUY !!

I’m A GUY !!

I’m A GUY !!

I’m A GUY !!

I’m A GUY !!

I’m A GUY !!

I’m A GUY !!





But actually, sometimes, I feel kinda female-ish.


Maybe its due to the fact that I grew up mixing with girls more than boys.

Except in school.


Was never rough, except in language, I think.



I love to cook and bake,

Cook good food for friends and family.


But does that makes me a girl? I think not.



Decorated by me.






CONCLUSION.


I think I’m single now because I’m weird.


or


My other half is playing hide and seek with me TT









I’m weird.

Its been months.

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Posted by Jovi on 27/12/2009 – 10:10 pm
Filed under Blogging, Holiday, bored

Hello!

A sudden urge to revive my web, that is dead and full of cobwebs.

I totally lost my interest in updating my blog for the past few months.

I am thinking of what to write now, since I haven’t been blogging for quite sometime, I shall randomly post some pictures and only start updating properly in the next post.

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Great wall of Port Dickson at Turtle Temple.




Went to PD with a bunch of friends during semester 2 break. It was a nice trip, but not entirely awesome.

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Our very own sexy bitch.

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3 Sohais

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All sober, One Drunk.

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Another issue, oh my god.

I’m turning 19 next year, which is in about 4 more days.

Then 20, 21, 22, 23 and so on.

I don’t feel like getting old so fast. It creeps me out.

& also,

After watching 2012, I am kinda phobic about it. What if the Mayans were true?

Should I be wearing a swimming trunk and swimming googles at all times?

Just in case tsunami hits the whole Earth?

or should I just build a huge ass boat like Noah did? WTF

I don’t wanna die so early.

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CHOI!

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I think too much. Need holiday to relax my mind.

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Anyway, this past few days, I’ve been catching movies from the cinema.

Hendrick always wanted to watch a movie.

Bloody hell, say wanted to pay for my movie ticket, but then act as if he didn’t say so.



EAT SHIT BAH!

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So far, I’ve watched Avatar, Sherlock Holmes, Alvin and the Chipmunks 2, Storm Warriors, Twilight and Zombieland.

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GOD, I HATE TWILIGHT SO MUCH!

What the hell is with shinny glowing under the sun vampires and slow speech, almost fell asleep in the cinema.

Storm Warriors isn’t that great either, but the others are nice.

I, myself recommend you to watch Sherlock Holmes and Avatar.

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Okay, end about movies.




Semester 3 just started, no more Bread Practical lessons, but we have 2 new subjects.

International Cuisine and Pastry.

I just love to cook during IC’s practical classes.

Wonder why my group mates hated it so much? HAHA

Must be the washing up I guess.

College life has been treating me real good,

Mum bought me a car early this year, I love it so much.

Even named it MyVictoria, since its a Myvi.

Shall add a “Victoria” to it.

It may be a small car, but better than nothing.

I do thank god for what I have and don’t.

During the weekends, like today and yesterday.

I’m so bored. I feel like doing something interesting,



Any suggestions?




Please do ajak me out laa if you wanna go somewhere k?


Okay, updates till here. I’m off to rot my ass off.

BTW, Hendrick Chong is now obeying my orders. muahahah!

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