No more stupid blogspot!
Whee~
I’m still getting a hang of it on how to use the wordpress system.
How cool is it that I can post and set a password to my entries. So meanies can’t access.
I feel a strong urge of backstabbing coming up!
Patience dear readers! I’m still renovating this plain website. Gonna upload more pictures!
Its only temporary!
Its almost 6 AM, going to bad now!
BYE!
After 2 and 1/2 day stay over, at my house. Hendrick’s parents invited me to their steamboat dinner in Cheras. Housing area located beside the hills, its undeniably refreshing, different from home. But home is still where I long to be.
My sweet sweet bed, lol
Anyway, during Hendrick and his younger brother, Eugene’s stay. Brought them to few of Klang’s best tasting Bah Kut Teh (Bah Kut Teh are pork braised in herbal soup, served with chinese tea as drinks).
Three different shops to be exact. Its great when you take someone who loves pork fat as I do to a Bah Kut Teh restaurant. They eat what you eat 
Then we went shopping, had supper. The main tour of Klang is always about food.
Bah Kut Teh for breakfast.
And supper,
We had Clotted pig’s blood and intestine soup, Sotong kangkung and Steamed clams in chinese wine.
Next day’s supper was the famous mamak stall’s roti tissue.
Very huge portion of thin paper like roti canai, with sugar and planta.
The size of a cardboard paper 
Anyway, I hope they had fun, as I myself did.
Back to the steamboat story.
Went to their house, I must say. Their parents are very friendly and opened people.
Had some awesome steamboat and chatted with them for quite awhile.
What I can see is that, their family time, they spent together, brings them closer.
Not that I complain mine isn’t or nor did I say so.
But I feel happy for them.
Karaoke next Wednesday, then stay over at his house. HAHAH!
The end.
Now I know, my friend’s parents reads my blog. So does MY MUM!
” Hi emak, Dah makan? “
Better be careful of what I blog about.
My mum is the prettiest
Hehehe!
I sedang mengampu 
And also, I notice that.
Scandals makes you more famous! No wonder celebrities are spreading their legs wide open!
PUBLICITY!
Oh yeah mum, My friend’s parents let them get a tattoo,
Can I get one on my butt that says ” I love my mum” ?
Hehehehe!
Alright, next topic.
Why is it so hard for me to get a girlfriend?
Is it the fact that I’m picky, or I don’t socialize with the females besides in college?
Or maybe its because I have super high expectations?
Maybe I should write it down? When someone finds that kind of person.
Tell me? or self volunteer? >.<
Number Ichi! #1
I prefer long hair with huge bangs on the right, left also fine.
Reason : Super mysterious hot okay?! Covering half her face. WAH!
Number Yee! #2
Beautiful eyes, I don’t want sepet or cock eyed! Like peeking on you. OMG!
Reason : Those beautiful eyes might just melt me when they look at me. Sepet or cock eyed, how to see me? TT
Number Tiga #3
An ordinary non-moon shaped, square or round face. Skin must not be too oily or volcano like!
Reason : Moon shaped is ugly and hard to kiss, square is biscuits and round is kissing a balloon! oily I might slip and volcano is a NO NO for me.
Number Sei #4
Boob B size can ady, no need to big.
Reason : Too big might block my view, normal medium is just nice. I don’t need airbags TQ.
Number Hmm #5
Height either same or shorter a bit. Too short hard too kiss, too tall hard to reach. If occupation model then nvm laa.
Reason : As above.
Number Enam #6
I don’t want too meaty. My best size is, about the same as, erm. Ashley Tisdale or Vanessa Hudgen also can already. Fat chick no need to even appear. Thin anorexia can fly away also.
Reason : Fatter than me might just kill me.
Number Chat #7
NO LALA MUIS!
Reason : I feel disgusted with everything they do. The END!
I can think of more to come, but then. It will be endless, if can full fill 60% of those requirements.
Please call me.
I am turning gay, I suspect its because lack of pussy contact.
Hurry, thank you.
Jokes, I’m not gay. yet.
This is a folklore, a tale, which I would love to share.
I suck in explaining or re-telling the story, so it might be different from what you’ve heard.
This folklore happened in China, long long time ago. Where lies a bridge, whom a poor crippled old man always open up his medicine booth, medicines for lumps on body, huge boils, leg disabilities and many more. Business wasn’t that great, until one day. A rich man with huge boils on his crippled leg, went to see the him. He asked if he could cure his leg. He nodded and said, he’ll try.
He mixed up some medicine and herbs, then stick a dog patch plaster onto his leg. Immediately, it cured. Then slowly, the poor old crippled man became famous for healing people. Many of the tabibs and doctors were unhappy about this as their business is bad because of him. They bribed the judge to “take care” of the poor old man.
So one day, when he opened his booth. The official came and arrest him, brought him to the court. The judge ask him, if you’re so great, curing people from all diseases, why not cure your own legs?
The wise poor old man replied, Why are the workers who build houses for other rich men stays in a hut? Why does the workers in the paddy field is starving? Why does the tailor wears tattered clothes? Its all life, not because of what you do, you can have it. And you stinky judge, shouldnt you be catching thiefs instead of taking bribes?
The judge got too angry and asked the officials to drown him in a pig’s cage.
On their way, everyone in the town was saddened and some threw tantrums at the officials.
The poor old man said, Its okay folks, I’m gonna be fine!
So when they put him into the cage, threw him in the ocean. A huge waved appeared, turned into a swirl pool, then the old man flew out of the cage and he was actually a deity sent from heaven to help. Her was one of the 8 immortals in the chinese legends.
Since then, they named the bridge after his name.
The moral and conclusion is, when you think of someone who does something, has what they do best, they might not have what they do.
The end.
Last Saturday was one of the best gathering I had in my life, awesome shiznit.
Its was a barbecue poolside party, how awesome can that be?
Most of our college mates brought something for the gathering, I myself brought few bottles of coke, one vanilla coke, and a pepsi max. For the bbq, I brought marshmallows.
Its funny when someone you once hate can end being your friend.
Jimmy came after he finished his part time in our college, he jumped in in our practical lab attire, and boy he’s twice the size when he’s half naked. LOL
Not forgetting his body hair, which he claims to call it ” Black Forrest ” wtf.
Spoil the good cake’s name!
Anyway, about the marshmallow, Jimmy took a skewer and skewered few marshmallows on it. Then bbq it on the grill. So then I took the vodka Ashton brought, splash it on the grill, a huge flambe!
Jimmy tasted it and started to flambe all the marshmallows he had skewered. Thanks to me for inventing this dessert, vodka flambed marshmallows!
AWESOMENESS!
Oh btw, Ah Mei’s our host.
She cooked a huge container of garlic fried rice, and a huge container of super spicy mee goreng and non spicy mee goreng by Linda.
Must say, it tasted really good. Not lying.
Ah Mei is from Sabah, she rented this condo for rm8000 per month. Envious!
Let me show you some of the peeps that attended that event 
Left to Right : Agatha, Ashton, Stone, Calley & Lupita
idontknowhwattheyaredoing.
Prize giving. NOT
That’s Ashton holding a tissue box
&
Hendrick giving his brother a wine bottle.
Ashton wanted to be the chick who holds the medal plate beside the prize giver, wtf
Wii time.
Oh yeah, we locked Hendrick in the balcony room.
Like a caged animal in the zoo.
Hot area.
Me peace-ing with zoo animal wtf.
A giant pot of noodles, cooked before frying!
Linda, our noodle chef.
i can cook better.
beef and lamb for bbq
onions, garlic and shallots for rice and noodles.
and now, for the poolside time before bbq session.
they fail to open their eyes underwater.
point here
point there
water buffalos.
male water buffalo.
Calley on Stone, and Agatha behind Calley
Linda the water beast.
Peace from underwater.
Our host, Ah Mei!
She’s wearing blue contact lenses.
Ah mei and her boy.
They made out for 3 minutes, lol
french.
It was a bet.
And presenting, water buffalo fight! lol
LOL!
FML, I just noticed I wasn’t in the group picture, hahaah wtf!
first take.
second take!
Last two pictures, underwater.
Piercing.
and my oh-so-reliable camera.
When it was time for bbq, my camera went dead, no more battery. FML.
Conclusion, fun fun fun.
Who’s house is next?
I'm single, interested?.
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