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Merdeka!

Posted by Jovi on 30/08/2009 – 3:46 pm

Filed under Malaysia, Merdeka, Racist

Its in the news, its in the radio, its everywhere! One Malaysia, sehati sejiwa.

My big fat juicy ass it is.

I don’t know why only when its near National Day only everyone would go and act like everyone’s together equally. Its so fake and I don’t believe in such bull.

Even the song they played on the radio, its just those singers are united, not the whole nation.

And the song start in the malay language.

You tell me!

Why? Well, if Malaysia is really united, what’s the point of having bumi putera benefits?
Only for Islams.

Aren’t Malaysian born Chinese and Malaysian born Indian bumi putera too?

Where’s the justice?

If illegal aliens, those are not bumi putera!

So to speak of One Malaysia, its all crap!

Just a show!

Very united indeed, in the sense of the benefits given. Malays are none the less the ones who benefits the most. Secondly the Chinese, which is half of the benefits of Malays and Indians.

Needless for me to say, I feel disappointed. What to do?

Malaysia mah.

Malay + Asia = Malaysia lor

Where got such thing as Chinesia or Indianesia.

and also, as a young driver in the roads and highways of Malaysia.

Has anyone noticed that the Traffic Police is EXTRA active during the fasting month?

I wonder why? You know I know enough!

I don’t wanna be arrested by ISA for all this.

I’m just saying it out, since Malaysia is a country with freedom of speech.

Have you noticed even in restaurants, own race serves own race extra better?

RACIST MUCH!

blergh!

I’m in Malaysia, can’t do much. Muslim country.

Anyway, Happy 52th Malaysia Independence Day!

not.

Snakey Left

Posted by Jovi on 23/08/2009 – 12:25 pm

Filed under dead, deceased, green, pet, snake

R.I.P

2007 – 2009

Dearest Snakey,

You were only a shoe string sized snake when I brought you home,
You ate lizards and frogs and slithered around me,
You made me proud to own you.

For two years I had you,
Now you’re gone.

You will be missed dearly,

May you be reborn in the land of ultimate bliss!

Lots of love from the family,

Thanks for all the luck and sacrifices.

rest well

Mana buah Cherry?

Posted by Jovi on 19/08/2009 – 4:13 am

Filed under Jacqueline Teyew, breaking up, emo, friends, sad

How long has it been since I last updated my blog? My readers decreased drastically! To start off with this entry.

How does it feels like to see someone you once loved, as in your ex or partner kissing another person? Even though it isn’t touching, just barely?

I know even though its already the past, still it hurts and brings disappointment and sadness, are my readers feeling me?

Ever since that, I’ve always been looking for a “replacement“, either failed or don’t suit me. I have high expectations, what do you expect? I’m not good looking is another defect.

Only to my epiphany, did I know that my search for the replacement isn’t because I feel desperate or for I am lonely. It is because I feel the need of someone new to help me forget you.

I need and I want to forget you!

You made me so disappointed, in so many ways.

I was expecting a birthday wish at 12 midnight from you, even a text message is enough. All I got was a lousy wall note in facebook. If you remembered, I did call you at 12 on your birthday.

Second, after it ended. Its like you felt nothing at all! You don’t feel sad, no nothing at all. As a matter a fact, happier.

You told me you were too busy to even cry and reminisce all of it.

BULLSHIT!

Nobody can be too busy for that.

Also hot chick’s best friend my ass laa! Well, I don’t feel I am.

You do take pictures with those guys which you say you are prohibited to do so, when we were together.

You don’t. wtf

Enough of you, my point is to get over you.

Pfft!

And you know what?

I noticed that sometimes I feel I don’t have much friends, but sometimes, I feel I have too much!

Trevor has been one of the best you can ever get. Caring is one of his main personality.

A normal friend would call once and ask if you’re okay. If you are, they wouldn’t call again.

As for Trevor, he keeps calling until you are really fine and annoyed!

Never would you find anyone like him. Sharon is like a big sis to me, she’s as awesome as Trevor.

Made another good friend, The son of a patissier, lol.

Cyrus Chern.

Gayishly gaya fella.

I am honoured and blessed to have friends like these.

For others not mentioned, you know you are as precious as all my friends are to me.

All equally.

To the girl who made me cry like I was a sprinkler,

Thanks for teaching me this lesson. The lesson is,

” DUMP THAT GIRL BEFORE SHE STARTS TO TALK ABOUT BREAKING UP! “

thanks

Oh well, update in about a million years later!

p/s : Might be going down to Penang to visit Cherry Cheong this raya break! woots!

p/s/s : I miss Cherry.

Webbie session with Buah Cherry.

Pose #1

Pose #2

Pose #3

I faked an orgasm emo.

Posted by Jovi on 01/08/2009 – 3:10 am

Filed under birthdays, cam-ho, college, emo, emotions, poem

I am one of the happiest teen alive at this moment, well. Not all happy but part of me am

Contributing to my happiness, first thing is. Finals for semester 1 just ended! And it was okay, managed to answer it all.

Secondly, my birthday is next week’s Wednesday! On the 5th! Trevor and Sharon shared money to buy me a rm12.90 Subway Sandwich today as my birthday present! Too bad I can’t keep it for long, its in my rectum now and digested But I’m still keeping the piece of paper wrapped around the sandwich.

Its the end of semester 1 yesterday, and semester is on its way one week from now! I’m excited!

When I got back home today, Mum showed me a letter from the institute about my absence. Somewhat a warning letter, but heck cares. Mum asked me if she could call the “senior manager” who sent the letter to FUCK OFF!

HAHAHAHA! I was absent for personal reasons. Not because I was lazy.

Its been so long since I wrote a noob poem, well, its time for one.

Let me try to sum the whole semester 1 up in one poem

Rang, was what I heard,
3 weeks late,
Fresh at heart,
Smell of fruits and cream,
Smiles on faces and jealousy on the other,
Two walls I saw,
Whole wall I hated,
Full of creatures,
From talking apples, to biting ferrets,
From old mermaids to trolls,
From dwarfs to ” Bruce Lee“,
Creatures are all I see,
The worse creature of all,
A blue skinned, short fur, skank shouting Chess set.
Pastries, Tarts, Bananas,
Humans and hated hearts,
Sem 1 is fun,
Sem 2 is up,
Friends gained,
Friends lost,
Separated and departed.
Obstacles crossed,
Rainbow is out.

Too bad rainbow only stays for a week

Institute starts on the 10th of August

Oh well, that was about it. HAHAH!

I feel so lifeless right now, thinking what to write.

And also, my friend Chibi. She made Chocolate Tofu Mousse and brought it to college today. So everyone tasted it, and its darn sweet. Imagine, 8 spoonfull of Milo powder and 6 spoonfulls of castor sugar.

So to my amazement, no tofu smell in it!

Arrived back home with 2 huge cubes of silk tofu, mashed and sifted. I tried making Chocolate Tofu Ice Cream with it. Still in freezer freezing, taste damn nice! Vegan

Its the best tasting Ice cream I’ve ever made! So smooth and creamy! Sounds weird to some of you, but trust me. Once u tried, you;ll shut up

I’ve nothing else to blog about anymore, so I might as well upload some emo pictures. HAHAHA!

emo emo emo