Tell you something,
I’m actually a very hot chick trapped in a guy’s body 
Fuck you!
Monthly Archives: June 2009
White Trash!
OH EM GHEE!
First up,
LOADS of assignment haven’t complete! Due soon!
I need printer ink to print! RM 180! Where to get?
I’m losing hair, my hair ifs dropping like a cancer patient!
Not enough sleep! Insomnia?
Not enough cash!
I feel like I’ve just entered the doorstep of hell, which is terrible.
And also, Anak Geow’s birthday is coming soon!
Going to be a bigger teen and hope you grow one more inch, not height
Secondly, as some of you know. I just got my car yesterday.
So,
I CAM-HO IN CAR WHILE DRIVING TODAY! [traffic jam]
And I just noticed, that I have puffy pink cheeks like a doll these few days, too pink.
But I think its a good thing, no? Good flow of blood, lol
Here are the pictures!
Before that, take note that. I have awesome fair skin!
I’m half Korean, Caucasian, Asian, Eurasian, American, Britain, German & Japanese!
That why my skin is awesome!
Jokes!
My awesome white shades!
Pink skin!
There’s always time for peace!
ONE.
TWO!
And this picture to show you that I really have smooth and fair pink skin!
Thanks mum, for your genes!
LOLOh btw, I’m vain!
But right now, the thing I concerned the most is my hair!
I can serious pull out tens and twenties strands of hair just like that.
I can serious pull out tens and twenties strands of hair just like that.
Its falling off, I seriously need to consult my family doctor!
Don’t suggest me Yun Nam Hair Care, no money!
Mum suspects it might be lack of sleep or stress, gosh,
I don’t wanna be bold, not till im 89 years old 
The third thing is,
I MISS MY SCHOOL FRIENDS!
and school, a bit.
LOL
Oh well, its time for me to prepare my slide, last minute again.
Am determined to sleep earlier after all this assignment,
As my hair is precious to me,
I don’t look good being bald, trust me.
I don’t look good being bald, trust me.
Tags
Tagged by Cyrus and Sharon! [same tag]
Use the first letter of your name to answer each
of the following questions.
They have to be real – nothing made up!
If the person before you had the same first initial,
you must use different answers.You cannot use any
word twice and you can’t use your name for the boy/girl name question.
1. What is your name : [J]ovi
2. A four Letter Word : [J]oke
3. A boy’s Name : [J]ason
4. A girl’s Name : [J]ennifer
5. An occupation : [J]apan porn actor
6. A color : [J]ellow – LOL got colour which starts with ‘J’ ?
7. Something you’ll wear : [J]ocks
9. A food : [J]umbo Hot Dogs
10. Something found in the bathroom: [J]ipet
11. A place : [J]apan
12. A reason for being late : [J]ockey took my car and went to drift!
13. Something you’d shout : [J]ibai! I cant think of any!
14. A movie title : [J]om makan!
15. Something you drink : [J]apan Green Tea
16. A musical group : [J]ovi and the pussycatsdolls!
17. An animal : [J]aws
18. A street name : [J]alan Mati
19. A type of car : [J]apan Car
20. The title of a song : [J]ust My Luck
Note : Everything is completely fucked up! So hard lah this tag! & That’s why I’m tagging YOU!
Of Ugly Ferrets and Rotten Apples
Once there’s a eagle, an ugly ferret and a rotten apple tree.
The ugly ferret wonders nearby the rotten apple tree, a dynamic duo I must say,
The hawk soars above both disgusting personas, and was thinking,
The tree might give me shade, the ferret might not bite,
Just because he’s an eagle, he thought he might be grand,
But sadly, the eagle found out that, the tree drops rotten apples at every tom, dick and harry.
And ferrets with rabbies bites!
Bites everything it sees!
Shoo ferret! Shoo!
The eagle asked on of his woodpecker pals to chop of the tree and snakes to kill the ferret.
At the end, the ferret dies and the apple tree is dead,
Bringing peace to this world, thank you forest friends!
Mother nature look and smiled, yes, you are 
Crouching Tiger Hidden Lamb!
WOHOO!
I got a new girlfriend, her name is Victoria, she MyVi-ctoria!
She’s light up the skies at night, sailing on the dark hollow road, my love.
I’ve finally taken you home, you’ve met my parents and my sister,
You’re like a family now, and shall be treated like one,
Yes! I’ve finally gotten the Myvi I’ve been bugging my mum since forever! Not a big car, but sure makes me happy. Just today, I’ve took it for few spins, ahhh, EROTICA!
Anyway, It my early birthday present from my mum!
Thank a lot and I LOVE YOU! and Victoria also
So as usual after getting something new, surely the flashes of the camera starts.
Before that, there are 2 residents in my car currently, staying there.
They are ;
Spongebob & Patrick!
Call me crazy but they are soo cute!
*punches both of their faces*
CUTE!
Hooray for black
Psycho owner!
Judging from that gay smile, you can clearly tell how happy I am!
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SPORTAAAYYYY! <333>
Picture of the day ;
