Monthly Archives: March 2009

I’m a Musicon Celebrity thanks to Maxis Broadband !

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Posted by Jovi on 21/03/2009 – 4:32 am
Filed under Celebrity, Contest, Nuffnang, Rockstar, lame

Hey dudes and dudettes, hows it going? Guess what just occur to me? You guys know Nuffnang, the advertising for blogging company. They are having a Music Bash this 4th of APRIL! So grab your stuff and impersonate a rockstar, movie star or even a porn star! Winner for the Most Creative Entry teds to get a Nokia XpressMusic 5800! SO HURRY UP! Join Nuffnang and you’re up for great offers and side income from blogging! Very rewarding, trust me ;)





Okay, as usual of me being lame! I’d impose as no one famous, but imagine myself as a “Famous International Celebrity Rockstar “. Some how, after i did my dressing up and stuff, i find myself to look a little likethe guy named Ian from F.I.R, the taiwan trio band? Oh well, im not sure, thats for you to judge :)

If i were a Famous International Celebrity Rockstar, I’d wish to be treated with :-

• A HUGE MANSION on Beverly Hills!

• Fine dining EVERYDAY!

• Travel to ANYWHERE i want!

• Have NAKED FEMALE fans flashing at me! [tehee]

• Own my own airplane, yatch, jet or even a horse! [wth]

• Have a huge farm in the backyard for horses, cows and other farm animals!

• Always surrounded by HUGE and STRONG bodyguards!

•  Have my OWN RESTAURANT! like Justin Timberlake!

• PUBLICITY!

• Hot chicks everywhere I go!

• MONEY! lots and lotsa CASH! [$$$]

so, here are the pictures i took of myself as a Famous International Celebrity Rockstar! Hope you like em! and dont forget to check out the video posted blow ;)

I rock your bleep!

I rock and you dont!

Listen to me ROCK ON!!!

Rock’s Nipple Crippler!

RAWR!

Action Bastard!

Dare you come near? :)





SO! THE MORAL IS…

YEAH! that ;)

If you’re not a nuffnang member, go sign up now! Nuffnang.com.my :) Quick post an entry and stand a chance to win exciting prizes! TEHEE~!

and now! behold the GREATEST  mock guitar playing ever! presenting!

p/s : im sorry for lying, forgive me? *grins*

I’m BALD!!!

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Posted by Jovi on 17/03/2009 – 2:47 am
Filed under Bald, Ugly, Weird, lame


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Read this!

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Posted by Jovi on 16/03/2009 – 5:08 am
Filed under bored, dumb, lame, stupid
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Vlogging NOT

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Posted by Jovi on 15/03/2009 – 9:09 pm
Filed under asian eyes, cowards, cucumber, flamers, stupid

Okay, so vlogging isnt a thing for me, gosh! I know i look repulsive but still posted the damn video, what was i thinking? Anyway, some LOSER tagged my chatbox and made me pissed, because he was stupid enough not to notice something in my 2nd previous entry and bark at me. IDIOTIC IGNORANT FOOL :P  



If you were smart enough to SEE, my 2nd previous[click] post about my SPM result, I said i got 9 A’s and a B. Then if you’d open you’re asian eye a bit bigger, you’d notice the word ” NOT ” along with the ” -.- ” emoticon! ARE YOU DAMN SEPET TILL YOU CANT SEE IT?! so the moral of the story is, before u come and talk bulls and penises with me, better check properly, and yeah, i failed few subjects for SPM, so what?

look at where the red arrow points!

Im gonna retake it this coming July. SO, wish me luck :D Anyways, I think i should stick back to blogging instead of vlogging, and Im making new stupid videos! So stay tuned! lol. Oh yeah, i HATE my teeth, they are ugly repulsive horrendous rotting yellow and very BIG! HUGE! fuck!

to you coward haters and coward spammers and coward flamers!

HERE’s A CUCUMBER! GO FUCK YOURSELF!



edit : i think i know who flamed me :) its so obvious? LOL jealous bugger

Video + Blogging = Vlogging

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Posted by Jovi on 14/03/2009 – 10:58 pm
Filed under Blogging, SPM, Video, Video Blogging, Vlogging

Its my first time vlogging! So check it out and comment k? Thanks :D